Saturday, October 30, 2010

Camel Toe Diving Athlete

cleaning on Saturday

"my first favorite color was blue, then I installed Windows ..."

This afternoon I had to write a system to a laptop (HP Pavilion dv5).
The experience today has generated some
practical advice for those who would give a cleaned to your computer when these mounts that mega- process of Windows Vista.

Parto from assumption that you a updated antivirus and functioning.
also start from the assumption that all the damage you do by following this post are your responsibility.

Part A: find the Malawi.
1. make a scan with NoAdware 5 ( that is payment, but in demo version can see who infected the your PC and then hand to remove ).
2. a other anti- malawi best but more intrusive is RegRun 5 : program interesting but use it only if you are a some 'experts because he a lot of options. However very valid despite the graphics embarrassing. Profit because provided of Partizan , a nice system for eliminate all rootkit of this world.
3. other program by experts to find the malawi is HijackThis (free ). But I repeat for experts.

note good today and all three the previous programs have revealed some malawi, this teaches us that we always screwed.

4. Board also spyware blaster , free. This by run a off is a program simple that allows you of to prevent firefox / chrome / ie to go on sites evil or of suffer attacks from windows of pop-up particularly aggressive . Recommended .
5. the last interesting tool of section A is NetLimiter 2- monitor. With this can check which process / program communicate with remote servers in on internet. Profit also to understand which process there is suck the band of hidden.

Part B: do space.
1. automatic cleaning of unnecessary files with CCleaner . I recommend of put the check option " Reclamation the record." A program run by every time , also useful for remove the traces local of your pranks on web.
2. cleaning manual. On windows understand what folder deal more space is company. TreeSize you receive the your hard disk in clever way , so you can understand which are the folders that to prevent the computer grace and lightness necessary. A time found the folder unnecessary can remove ( if we do not data are important , obvious). Useful .
3. if you follow indication to point previous have noticed that under windows there a winsxs folder that is mammoth (some say even 2 people 12 Gb ). Here are content all the updates facts and the modify it the driver, but it Badi well, it's updates same, but the installer (O_o) . Unfortunately the removal rough is not recommended . The good William gates but there has won vsp 1 cln . exe (vista-sp 1) or compcln . exe (vista- sp 2), both executable from prompt of commands.
4. the end of new CCleaner to clean the register of configuration ( do the backup first!).
5. scandisk and defrag are obviously overtones.

and then sacred bleu , used linux !

ps look for a fierce debate about how to post comments.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Romantic Love Making Vid

Knew how many people ... The worst

Titian: "Aaaahh! Ma .. but they are twins ?!?!?"
She: "Oh, yeah ..."
Titian: "Ohh! I really like having twins !!!!!"
She: "Mmmmmh ... really?"
Titian: "Oh, yes! SOME! Who knows how FUN, CLOTHING !!!!"
Her: "..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXzlPqViXA&feature=related

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

How Long Before Waxing



her: "Look, eh? Bambineeee QUIT !!!!! Look! A tettaaaaaaaaa! !! "
Arianna: "ghe-ghe-Eheheeeeh .... gheeeee ...."
Isabella: "ghe-ghe-Eheheeeeh .... gheeeee ...."
She: "You see? Giggling like crazy and follow me! Even the Pied Piper of Hamelin was so effective!"
Arianna: "ghe-ghe-Eheheeeeh .... gheeeee ...."
Isabella: "Eheheeeeh .... ghe-ghe-gheeeee ...."
her: "Look look ...... THAT LOOK!! I swear, not even the worst of the greedy so I never looked at her breasts and ..." He
: "...."
you: "... or think about it, he did it once ..."
him: "ghe-ghe-Eheheeeeh .... gheeeee

Friday, October 22, 2010

Are Whipits Bad For Your Lungs?

of spite for spite

...." She:" Look, love! "
Him:" Yes! "
She:" Arianna .... do you love Mommy? "
him:" But ... did my head! "
She:" You see, like laughing? KNOWS! Oh, so solletichinooooooooo!! And now requested to do so ...... Arianna? Do you love your mom?!? "
Lui: "Ha fatto SI'!"
Lei: "Mi sta facendo lo scherzetto, lei!!! Piccolaaaaaa!!! Che sveglia che è!!! E tu lo sai che vuol dire questo? Eh? Eh?"
Lui: "..."
Lui: "...che oltre che da Dumbo, ci facciamo prendere per i fondelli pure da due bambine di 15 mesi?"
Lei: "Ach so..."

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Gym Training Log Template

The tip of the pyramid

* Problem: If a student to the Italian coast was € 100 thousand (underestimate), and 5 out of 20 graduates go abroad as a researcher and nobody is doing research in Italy, how much money he threw away the Italian state?

Answer: € 20 100 thousand times (and not 5 times), because to see the tip of the pyramid (5 researchers) must have made the selection mechanism, which is the base of the pyramid.

meditate.


* taken from a true story.

Monica Roccafortefull Move

hindsight

1) general relativity, which we now use for GPS navigation systems and more, is based on the calculation of absolute years before the same relativity devised by Bianchi, Ricci-Curbastro and Levi-Civita. Before the calculation of relativity was absolute pure research, no one knew it would be the key to Einstein's ideas.

2) RSA encryption, which is the basis of the Internet as we know it today, is based on mathematical theorems developed long before 1800. At that time, these theorems had no practical application, were pure research. Only now after a long time find their practical application.

MORAL: DO NOT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE BASIC RESEARCH CAN 'be helpful.

Thermador Model Smw272 Microwave

2 .... Chuck

Lei: "Dai! Mettiamo Dumbo! Sono certa che alle pupe piacerà!!!"
Lui: "Va bene! Vai!"
Lei: "Ecco! Ecco! Parte!!!!"
Lui: "Vai!"
Lei: "Vai!"
Lui: "..."
Lei: "..."
you: ".... is beautiful, even when Dumbo takes you for a ride . .. "


(hint: listen to all)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Epoxy Primer For Galvanised Iron



She:" Arianna is screaming! I can not calm her down! "
Him: "..."
Arianna: "UEEEEEE'!!!!!"
She: "Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god I do not know what to do!"
him: "Let's go to the hospital??"
Arianna: "UEEEEEE'!!!!!"
She: "I ... I do not know .... maybe I have a sore ear! You put your hand there! And 'I'm damned cold that lasts for days .. and also has the fever! "
Arianna:" UEEEEEE'!!!!!"
She: "I have to put the solution into the nose, so he and improves posture. And paracetamol, so goes the fever and pain. Poor thing ..... later! Comfort her! Tell her something sweet to comfort her, but I'll take 'these things'
him: "I ... I ... .... I CAN NOT !!!!"
She:" Why?? "
He: "I now ..... me ..... I cry TOO !!!!!"
You: "...."
She:" Had I known that there would be Chuck Norris was today, I would have dressed better
Him: "..."
him: "Bitch"